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Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
08/09/2014 at 01:15 • Filed to: None

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Yes, I have a problem.

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I still might be able to go test drive one tomorrow!

I still can't believe this replaced the nightmare that was the Caliber.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/09/2014 at 01:19

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now to make it REALLY a caliber replacement, we need a 5 door

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Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/09/2014 at 01:20

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I saw a rendering of one somewhere...

Found it!

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/09/2014 at 01:20

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Anything will be better than a caliber.

Have some LEDs :)

This is the BEST picture of those taillights PERIOD!


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/09/2014 at 01:20

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if I recall correctly the Jeep uhh patriot? Or liberty? Whichever wasn't trail rated and the bastard child of jeep - shared the same chassis / rebadging as the Caliber.

In all fairness I think dodge tried to do with the caliber srt that they did with the neo- err SRT-4. Butttt everyone who wanted a Neo- SRT-4 had already moved on to something more practical or sportly.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/09/2014 at 01:21

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Yes, yes it is. HRRRNNG.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/09/2014 at 01:22

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Save it and keep it; you'll need it to hold yourself over or else you'll have a crisis. :P


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/09/2014 at 01:22

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I'd buy that over a mazda 3 any day of the week


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/09/2014 at 01:24

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The Patriot, and Compass share their Chassis with the Caliber. Which is shared with the Mitsu Lancer and Outlander.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/09/2014 at 01:32

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wait... So essentially the Lancer Evo X , Caliber and Compass are siblings?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/09/2014 at 01:35

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/09/2014 at 01:39

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that's a seriously dysfunctional family


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/09/2014 at 01:56

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Make SRT version: with turbocharged Penta-star V6 with at least 280-300 horsepower, RWD and AWD, 6-speed manual, mechanical LSD, sport exhaust, and a fuel tank bigger than 13 gallons and I'll give up every ST for it.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/09/2014 at 02:02

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I'd strongly consider trading the sonic for that